CHRIS RUMBLE
Author, Illustrator, Musician, Motivator

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FUN, EXCITING AND INSPIRING EVENT FOR YOUR SCHOOL?

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APPEARANCE SCHEDULE
APPEARANCE SCHEDULE - CLICK HERE TO SEE WHERE CHRIS HAS BEEN AND WHERE HE IS GOING TO BE...
Extra Bonus! If you are the first one to approach Chris after an event and give the secret password, you'll get a signed copy of a portrait of Uncle Stinky! Click on the link above to get the password. DO NOT SHARE THIS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION WITH ANYONE, YA HEAR?
But the best critics are the children!
WHAT KIDS SAID AFTER THE SHOW!
Click on the link above to read their sometimes hilarious comments.
******************** Click on "AUTHOR VISIT" above to HEAR THE SONGS Chris does in schools! ***************
WHAT EDUCATORS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE READING GUITAR MAN"...
Click on the link above to read what these teachers and principals had to say. Read carefully, too, or they might make you stay at the web site after every else has returned to their home page. Or maybe they might have to give your mother a phone call. You wouldn't want THAT would you?
Introducing...UNCLE STINKY!
THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY! BOOK ONE: The Good, the Bad and the Smelly!
Uncle Stinky's NOSTRIL-FLARING AVENTURES are brought to life by Chris' innovative DRAWING technique! He has developed a ground-breaking method for creating cartoons that aren't zipping around all over the place! That's right, he has eliminated all that nausea-causing movement that you find in most animated features! This way, you get to look at the pictures as long as you want! And, as an extra bonus, he's done away with those irritating sound effects, too! THIS GIVES YOU, dear reader, THE FREEDOM TO MAKE YOUR OWN SMELLY NOISES!



Looky here he comes again... UNCLE STINKY, BOOK TWO!
THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY! BOOK TWO: STINK TREK!
In Uncle Stinky’s second adventure arch nemesis Theo Durzindapance (say it out loud) wants to seize control of Hootenholler and send Uncle Stinky away forever! And our stinky superhero must face a tiny car packed with intergalactic clowns who turn out to be more sinister than silly. An out-of-this-world adventure with laugh-out-loud hijinks and comic book–style illustrations, this book will have kids rolling in the aisles.
READING GUITAR MAN
Reading Guitar Man SONG LYRICS!
Remember when the Reading Guitar Man rocked the house at Social Circle Primary School? How about when the fifth graders at Atha Road Elementary stormed the stage? Then there was the incident at Miss Wanda's Day Care when the groupies got so excited they wet their pants...Oh, wait a minute, they always do that! Now you, too, can sing the songs made legendary at Readapalooza and Bookstock!

AUTHOR VISIT

CLICK ON THE VIDEO BELOW TO HEAR CHRIS'S INTRODUCTION TO "THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY!"


AUTHOR VISIT Options include
THE READING PEP RALLY,
WRITING WORKSHOPS, ILLUSTRATING WORKSHOPS,
ECONOMICAL WEB-CAM VISITS, FAMILY NIGHTS
and an EXTENDED AUTHOR-IN-RESIDENCE PROGRAM.

(Please scroll down to learn about specific programs.)


THE READING PEP RALLY:

CHRIS'S MOST POPULAR PROGRAM!


In the READING PEP RALLY, Chris uses upbeat songs, the tunes of which your students will recognize, to get kids excited about reading. He takes classic songs and changes the words around to exalt the virtues of reading. "I'm a Believer" becomes "I'm a Big Reader," "My Girl" becomes "My Book," "Twist and Shout" becomes "Read and Shout," etc. *** SCROLL DOWN TO HEAR SAMPLES OF HIS MUSIC AT THE LINKS BELOW! Check it out! ***

In addition to the music, Chris incorporates art into the performance as he draws cartoons for the kids on a big sketch pad. He works with the event host who selects students with more-than-average needs to receive the drawings, along with a big dose of encouragement, in a way that they will not soon forget (Chris's favorite part of the program!).

He then spends some time reading to the students from his books while displaying the illustrations using an overhead projector. He fields questions from the older students and then wraps it up with a final song and additional words of encouragement.

Each performance is 45 minutes long and is heavy on audience participation. Chris can tailor his performance for any age group and would love to share with all of your students. He will gladly perform for small groups or the entire school at once. There is no limit to the number of assemblies he is willing to do in a day.



The GREAT FICTION WRITING WORKSHOP


The GREAT FICTION WRITING WORKSHOP is an hour-long, highly interactive session designed to instill a passion for writing in your students. During the session, Chris shares his journey as a writer which began with the encouragement from Mrs. Deever (his fifth grade teacher) and ultimately led to being published author/​illustrator 31 years later. The students enjoy seeing some of his work from that year of his life (lovingly preserved by his mom). Using the acrostic C-A-R-ES (Conflict, Action, Resolution, Emotion, Showing), Chris reveals to them the secrets of creating great fiction. Then, he brainstorms with the students toward creating their own story. The students give him their ideas and, using the "secrets," Chris tells with dramatic flair what invariably turns out to be the beginning of a pretty good story. The session is all interactive and mental...no need for them to bring pencils or paper.



The ADVENTURE OF ILLUSTRATING Workshop

The ADVENTURE OF ILLUSTRATING is an interactive overview of some of the tools and tricks Chris uses to illustrate his books. Kids will learn the "seven essential elements of a great drawing." They will experience the excitement of approaching the blank page (the adventure of wondering what will happen there when we dive in and DRAW!) and learn some of the processes a person with no "School of Art" training (like Chris!) goes through to produce publishable works of art. Each session is topped off with a start-to-finish illustration demonstration resulting in a drawing that tells a story based on random ideas chosen by kids. Each drawing is left behind so the students can remember there time with Chris. This session is rapidly becoming a favorite!

The GERONIMO! ESSAY Writing Workshop

The GERONIMO! ESSAY Workshop is only recommended for students 6th grade and up, but is an excellent tool for getting the middle school student prepared and MOTIVATED the do well on standardized writing tests. In this hour-long session, students will learn Chris's GERONIMO! Method of writing essays.

The FAMILY READING NIGHT

The FAMILY READING NIGHT program includes the same high-energy music and the drawing of sketches featured in the READING PEP RALLY PLUS, a very brief motivational talk directed at the hearts of the parents regarding the IMMENSE VALUE OF READING TO THEIR CHILDREN EACH NIGHT.

Extended AUTHOR-ILLUSTRATOR IN RESIDENCE Program

Chris loves the opportunity a residency gives him to develop deeper relationships with students. The length of the residency varies from a few days to two weeks. Each day is filled with your choice of the program options above, all designed to broaden the horizons of your students.

CHRIS NOW OFFERS AN ECONOMICAL LIVE WEB-CAM VIDEO EVENT!

NOW HE CAN ENCOURAGE KIDS IN ANY CLASSROOM OR LIBRARY AROUND THE WORLD WITH A SIMPLE CLICK OF THE MOUSE!


Here is what Lindsey McCarter (Media Specialist at Brown Academy in Chattanooga) had to say:

"You did an incredible job with our kids!!! They were still talking about it several days later. It was amazing!!! I hope we can expect to do more things like this with you! You have no idea the skills that were addressed that I had not even planned in regards to public speaking and learning about the world."

Here is what Lee Ann Burk (Principal at Brown Academy) had to say about this exciting new possiblity:

"What a great opportunity for our students to have one-on-one, face-to-face, eye-contact conversations with an author! They were amazed at the technology and so quiet throughout the entire 40 minutes that you could have heard a pin drop. Afterwards, however, they were BUBBLING with excitement and they are STILL talking about their special time with Chris. I highly recommend this author visit option to all of my colleagues! It was easy, too...Comcast installed a dedicated cable for FREE!"


Click on the links below to hear some of the
songs Chris does to get kids FIRED UP about READING!

CAN YOU NAME THAT TUNE???


GO AHEAD AND DANCE...YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

BETWEEN FUNKY DANCE MOVES, SCROLL DOWN
FOR RECOMMENDATIONS FROM EDUCATORS!


Being honored as a "spotlight author" at the Southern Kentucky Book Fest has been a key highlight of my journey as the "Reading Guitar Man."

How much fun can kids have getting excited about reading? You'll never know until you invite the Reading Guitar Man to your school or library!

LOOK OUT! IT'S THE
"READING GUITAR MAN!"

WARNING! YOUR STUDENTS MAY EXHIBIT UNCONTROLLED OUTBURSTS AS THEY ARE BLINDSIDED BY IRRESISTIBLE URGES TO CELEBRATE THE JOYS OF READING!

YOUR STUDENTS WILL BE SO EXCITED ABOUT READING THEY'LL SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT! GUARANTEED!

BRING HIM TO YOUR SCHOOL BY EMAILING HIM TODAY!

CHECK OUT HIS SONGS BY CLICKING "RGM SONG LYRICS" IN THE LEFT HAND COLUMN!


THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

LOOK WHAT THIS
MEDIA SPECIALIST SAID ABOUT
THE READING GUITAR MAN...


Dear Media Colleagues,

If you're like me, you sometimes face a dilemma when selecting an author/​illustrator to visit your school. You worry about spending a large sum of money on someone who's a complete unknown to you. You want to know before you spend the money that you are getting someone who relates well to students. Unfortunately, budget constraints may necessitate that you hire someone who is just getting started and doesn't command an exorbitant fee rather than an author with a proven track record. That's where it's nice to hear a recommendation from someone you know, and boy do I have someone to recommend!

McKendree hosted Chris Rumble, author & illustrator of the Uncle Stinky series, on October 4th. The kids loved him! To inspire the students to read, he played his guitar and invited students to sing along on the chorus. He had them singing "My Book" to the tune of "My Girl" and "I'm a Big Reader" to the tune of "I'm a Believer". You're already hearing the tunes in your head, aren't you?

He then read selections from his books and showed them how he drew his Uncle Stinky character. One "lucky" student (pre-selected by teachers based on challenges the student had faced) was awarded the drawing from each assembly. After the assemblies, Mr. Rumble autographed each book sold with words of encouragement and even an original drawing. He had the foresight to do the drawings ahead of time to speed up the autograph process, but spent time with each student who came to his table.

His books were a pleasant surprise as well -- laugh-out-loud funny. Not personally into bathroom humor, I was caught off guard by his humor and found myself chuckling in spite of myself. And if his humor doesn't tickle your funny bone, you will certainly appreciate the underlying messages of encouragement in his books. Uncle Stinky has no patience with bullies!

I took a chance on Mr. Rumble based on only a phone conversation and testimonials at his website. I'm glad I did, and know you will be too if you bring him to your school. I can recommend him without reservation. In fact, I suggest you hire him before he hits the big time as he is surely destined to do.

Call if you want to know more,

Meg Reed
Media Specialist, McKendree Elementary
Lawrenceville, GA


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I want to brag on Chris Rumble! He just spent three days with us, and and he was been FABULOUS! He has visited quite a few schools in our county, but I also want to say what a great job he did with our special ed kids - our special ed preschool teachers have told me that this is the first performer that the school has had come in that they felt their kids really enjoyed. Chris saw the whole school over 3 days. I think everyone from pre-k - 5th grade really enjoyed him.
His rates depend on what you are doing, but he was VERY reasonable and willing to work with our PTA budget.

Kathy Schmidt, Media Specialist
Rock Springs Elementary
Lawrenceville, GA


The kids at our school loved Chris Rumble. I was so impressed with the way kids kept their attention on him. Chris truly has a gift with them. He is an inspiration to children and I hope that more children in my area get to benefit from his teachings and talents!
Jenny Volk, Cultural Arts Chair
Settle's Bridge Elementary
Suwannee, GA


Chris Rumble was both motivating and inspiring as he helped Social Circle Primary kick off our reading incentive program. His love of reading, music and children is clearly evident throughout his program. He believes in audience participation, and he had both students and teachers singing and dancing as he sang songs like “I’m a Big Reader” (to the tune of “I’m a Believer”). You won’t be disappointed if you invite the Reading Guitar Man to entertain and educate your students – and you’ll probably be looking for an opportunity to have him back!
Barbara Wright
Principal, Social Circle Primary School
Social Circle, GA


Chris was wonderful with our students! He kept their attention by singing songs about reading and involving the students in the singing. His stories were entertaining and funny! Our students really warmed up to him and kept wanting to give him hugs after the presentation! He really helped focus our kids' attention on reading and how much fun it can be!
Molly Gibney
Media Specialist, Jefferson Elementary School Jefferson, GA

Chris is one of those kind, gentle people that attracts everyone. You can feel his warmth in his presentation. Kids love him and listen to him and want to sing with him. It's a fun time, with great messages.
Ann Lott
Media Specialist, Black's Mill Elementary
Dawson County, GA


Mr. Chris Rumble, also known as ”The Reading Guitar Man,” brought to my second graders songs about reading, books about laughing, and poems about loving. My students would listen intently and participate wholeheartedly as Mr. Rumble would lead songs and read books. Mr. Rumble’s passion for children and excitement about learning was evident every time he entered our classroom. He instilled values and promoted friendship, displayed compassion, and celebrated the uniqueness of each child. Mr. Rumble blessed my second graders in a powerful way and made quite an impression on them. They are better people because of the impact he had on their lives.
Kelly Ingle
2nd Grade Teacher, Sims Elementary
Rockdale County, GA


I can’t tell you how much we enjoyed having Chris visit Rocky Branch. Our teachers were most impressed. I asked the students at bus dismissal what they thought of the Reading Guitar Man. Every kid said he was terrific. We would love to have Chris return after his book is published. We are glad he came our way.
Thomas L. Brown
Principal, Rocky Branch Elementary
Oconee County, GA


Chris Rumble performed at our Family Reading Night. It was such a treat to see the students of all ages engaged in celebrating reading. He motivated all of us to be readers and made each child feel special. Chris was definitely the hit of the night!
Ann Driver
PTO Event Coordinator, Frey Elementary School
Acworth, GA


The Reading Guitar Man’s program is great! The students had a great time. After the presentation, they kept singing the songs and talking about Uncle Stinky. Chris really enjoys himself and wants to be there and that shows to them. I loved that he chose a child to give a picture to and made the child feel so special. Chris has a great way with kids. His presentation was so much fun for them and for me too. Great job! Very enjoyable!
Amy Swingle
3rd Grade Teacher, South Jackson Elementary Jackson County, GA


WHAT'S THE MOTIVATION?
A personal word from Chris...


The “Reading Guitar Man” does what he does, really, for two purposes. There is, indeed, a not-so-hidden agenda. When the light is turned on in the ready mind of a child regarding the wonder of reading, that little life is turned, I believe, toward the open door of infinite possibilities. I want to be a catalyst to stir up your students and give them a glimpse at the vast potential that lies within them. I love exalting the virtues of reading with children…but when it gets real quiet and I get the opportunity to whisper into their hearts the truths concerning their immense value, the beauty of their uniqueness, and the my firm belief that each one will grow up to do great things, it is then that I know the deeper reason for our encounter.
– Chris Rumble



FOR BOOKING:
EMAIL: mail@​chrisrumble.com
CELL: 770-617-8381
HOME: 706-692-2199
WEBSITE: www.chrisrumble.com
MAIL: 11 Cherokee Camp Trail #20451 Jasper, GA 30143

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! IS THIS MUCH FUN ALLOWED IN SCHOOL!?!

WHY IS HE SMILING? He just finished encouraging some kids to read!

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The Reading Guitar Man encounters a Christmas Angel.

WHY IS HE CALLED THE READING GUITAR MAN?

Three reasons: he loves to read...he plays the guitar... and...he's a man!
Actually...He started out volunteering at his daughter Kara's second grade class. He would visit the class once a month to read and sing with them. One night at the dinner table Kara declared, "Dad, you should be called the Reading Guitar Man!" And the rest is history!

A follow-up letter from a media specialist friend...


Remember the little red-haired girl you gave the poster
to? I may be imagining it but she seems to have just blossomed since then. She is talking more, smiling more and just generally seems more sure of herself. She came up to me a few days after you were here and told me she had the poster on the wall by her bed. She threw her arms around my neck (a first from her) and whispered, "He likes me like just like you do." It was a wonderful moment. I wanted to thank you for really touching her life.

T.K. Cassidy
Dug Gap Elementary


HAPPY! HAPPY!
JOY! JOY!


LOOK WHAT THESE KIDS SAID AFTER THE SHOW...


"That was fun. Actually, it was FUNNY fun!"
-- 3rd grade Boy

"I'm a fan!"
-- 5th Grade Girl

"I used to not like to read, but now that you encouraged me, I do."
-- 4th Grade Girl

"My daddy plays the guitar and he tries to sing."
-- 1st Grade Girl

"This was better than the Harry Potter Party at Discover Mills."
-- 5th Grade Girl

"At first I thought you were gonna be bad, but you turned out to be really good"
-- 5th Grade Boy

"You should be on Star Search!"
-- 3rd Grade Boy

“I want to be a writer.”
-- 5th Grade Girl

“Your songs are funny. Wait…they’re real funny!”
-- 5th Grade Girl

“I enjoyed your singing.”
-- 4th Grade Girl

“Here’s a rock. It’s for luck.”
-- 1st Grade Boy

“That story about Buford was so funny my head almost popped off!”
-- 3rd Grade GIrl

“That was more fun than playing Nintendo!”
-- 4th Grade Boy

“You were better than the Fund Raiser Man.”
-- 3rd Grade Boy

“I laughed ‘til I cried!”
-- 4th Grade Girl

“Do! Do! Wok a Wo!”
-- 1st Grade Boy
(translation: “Go! Go! Rock and Roll!”)

"You look like Garth Brooks."
-- 3rd Grade Boy

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HEY KIDS! Try this new game...


FUN WITH COMPUTER MONITORS!
Use a dry-erase marker to draw a mustache on the Reading Guitar Man!